Wednesday, April 20, 2011

10 Things Ladies Shouldn't Have in Their Bedrooms, According To a Guy

10 Things Ladies Shouldn't Have in Their Bedrooms, According To a Guy

Written by Chiara Atik

On our Date Report Blog, we posted a list of 10 things guys should not have in their bedrooms, which featured items that more or less conjured the image of an untidy, odorous and decoratively trite being (which is to say, a man). Now, while I can’t think of many adornments that would actually send a guy running from a woman’s bedroom, I thought it’d be appropriate to come up with a list of items that would certainly incur some judgment (at least as much as Chiara hurled upon the poor men who dare like Gilmore Girls). So here are my ten.

1. A guitar you don’t know how to play (I once went home with a girl who said she had it because “it looked pretty and woody”)

2. Pictures of your cat when your cat is still alive and, in fact, sitting right there on your bed
3. Old bowl of Mac N’Cheese (I submit that women are FAR more culpable on this one!)

4. Scattered Luna Bar wrappers

5. Both the Marilyn Monroe glamour poster and the Breakfast at Tiffany’s poster (A.K.A. the female Scarface)—one is OK, but not both

6. A Snuggie

7. More than five pillows on your bed

8. Anything more than one surface level’s worth of makeup products (the floor does not count)
9. A mirror that’s completely covered in pictures, particularly photo booth strips

10. Pregnancy test. Anywhere. Opened or unopened. Hidden or in sight.

Agree/disagree? Anything to add to this list? Let us know in the comments!
—Written by Chiara Atik


  1. number 2 is still cracking me up. my girl had the samething only this time with a dachshaund, and i had the nerve to ask whether it was the dogs mother ahhahhhha

  2. LOL... How funny,but on a more serious note. Ladies please, it is ok for your children to have a great relationship with their dads. But if you are separated do not have pics of the kids and dad ALLLLLLLLL over your bedroom. Keep it in the kids rooms not yours. We all know than when it comes time for sex with your new partner, it will be very hard for him to concentrate. So if the poor man gets mad and can't function, either eat it up or GET RID OF THE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL