6 Really Unattractive Things That Women Do When They're Drunkby Scott Alden
1. Singing "Pour Some Sugar on Me" at the top of your lungs
This song should be called "Have Terrible Sex With Me"
Stumbling sober is cute and Tina Fey-like. Stumbling drunk is sad and Snooki-like.
3. Asking me if you're a terrible person
4. Saying "I need to vom" (actual vomiting not nearly as unattractive)
Honestly, I'd prefer "barf."
5. Missing the straw
Imagine the face you're making when it stabs you in the lip. Yeah, that one.
6. Deciding that now is a good time to try out winking for the first time
Is that...Do you have a twitch or something?